We’re talking sham marriages — when the proposal is cute, but the real love language is documentation. Because some people don’t want a soulmate… they want: * papers * a place to stay * healthcare * and a husband with a pen that works. � We’re breaking down: * The “we’ll grow into love” delusion * Why people agree to be the anchor (Captain Save-a-Hoe, Mr. Ego, Mr. Lonely, and Mr. She-Can’t-Leave-Me) * Age gaps, power gaps, and the moment grandpa realises he married a temporary arrangement * When