The day Lisa Beard retired, they sent an email to President John Marshall about unaddressed maintenance concerns and the poor ...

To maintain journalistic integrity, the Criterion keeps recordings private and does not want this upload to set a precedent for access to any recordings going forward. ASG did not publish minutes for ...

Transparency around staff and faculty salaries is not readily available at CMU according to Faculty Senate President Dr. Stephen Merino. He said he doesn’t know exactly how pay increases operate for ...

Fan attendance is up after men’s basketball reduced the inseam measurement on their uniform shorts. Head Coach Mike Dunlap said this new “thighs out” approach is both an intimidation and an agility ...

WARNING! Due to a silly goose infiltration, this article is satirical in nature and should not be interpreted as factual. Recent beef between CMU President, John Marshall, and the Cyber Security Club ...

WARNING! Due to a silly goose infiltration, this article is satirical in nature and should not be interpreted as factual. Professors at CMU recently stopped lecturing during class, choosing to read ...

A firearm was allegedly discharged at a Theta Xi party on Halloween Night last semester. Someone was allegedly injured from the shrapnel projectiles produced by the gunshot. This and other rumors have ...

After a series of scheduling conflicts left some performing arts students feeling disenfranchised, the Criterion dug into why the Asteria was built and who it is for. CMU’s initial construction ...

I know what some of you may be thinking: here’s just another racist white boy with a vendetta against the bunny, but I promise I have good reasons as to why Bad Bunny was not my pick for the Super ...

At a recent hearing held by The Mesa County Board of County Commissioners, many community members attended to submit public comment about Lisa Fry and Rosanne Croft’s addition to the Mesa County ...

Tom Hanks made friends with a volleyball. Ryan Gosling fell in love with a Real Doll. People shell out hundreds for ornate figurines depicting questionably nubile young anime girls in all manner of ...

Imagine it is Christmas Eve, there is hot cocoa warming on the stove while cinnamon rolls settle on the counter. Colorful lights twinkle around the living room and heat from the fire comforts you with ...